Pork Eating Muslims Banned From Electrical Shop

Chuck Biddinger who owns Electronic Repair Company in Alabama has erected a sign post on his shop which says there are no Muslims eating pork in the shop, Anorak News Website has reported.

The sign post reads: “BBQ PORK RESTURANT- IS SAFEST NO MUSLIMS INSIDE”

The website further said that the shop owner claims to have received ten times more positive feedback then negative feedback for his sign, and that the sign is factually correct.

However, Anorak’s Pedantry Corner assured the website that “restaurants” are safest because they may have no Muslims inside, and that there is no such this as a pork restaurant, rather a resultant that serves barbecue pork.